How to Survive a Horror Movie

To be completely honest, I would be the first one to die. I would probably end up dying a sad, lonely, painful death. The thing I'd be running from would probably be zombies. In all honesty, I would probably shoot a few zombies and then throw myself to them because, duh. they're awesome. No one will survive and everyone will become a zombie eventually. Unless somehow you are like R from warm bodies. I think I'd shoot a zombie or two because I want to contribute to the cause. After that I'd just be like, "Okay. Setting gun down. Walking towards zombies. And now I'm dying. Yay." I would love to be a zombie. They're just awesome.