What'd you do Ms. Hudson?!?!?! We've all been shrunk to insect size and now we have to get your attention. You had better give us all A's for the rest of the year. The students pondered how to get the attention of their teacher when someone spoke up and said, "How about the white board? we can write on it and get her attention. We just tell her where to look and when she looks there, we'll be there. Flawless plan. Nothing can go wrong now." We all got on each other's shoulders and the last one of us climbed up and stood on the marker tray. "Write, 'HOODSON, YOU SHRUNK US, LOOK ON YOUR DESK!!!'" somebody yelled. The student wrote it on the board but it ended up being too small to read. "You need to write it bigger!"
"I can but I won't be able to do all of the message!"
"USE THE LANGUAGE OF TEXTING!!! USE THE TEXT!!!!"
The student in the tray nodded and wrote, 'HOODSON, U SHRNK US, LUK ON UR DSK!!!'
"There that should work," someone said. we all jumped down and ran towards Ms. Hoodson's desk. when we finally got there, we sat down and waited for her to get back. When she got back in the room, she looked at the board and then looked down at her desk. before she realized it was us, she had squished us all. Ms. Hudson is still in prison for the murder and kidnappings of her 5th hour English 2 class.
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