New York
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
- Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
- All bathtubs must have feet.
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
- You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
- You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
- The English language is not to be spoken.
