Dumb Laws

There are some pretty dumb laws in our country. We have good laws but a lot of them seem pointless.



New York

• Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". 
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
• Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
• While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
• A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

Minnesota

• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• All bathtubs must have feet.
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

South Dakota

• No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Illinois

• You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
• You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
• The English language is not to be spoken.

I never played with my food

I have never played with my food but a funny little kid named Randy loved to. In one of my favorite movies he is very funny when he plays with his food. Randy is a little kid in A Christmas Story and he has a characteristical trait of a picky eater. In order to get him to eat his mom asks him to "show her how the piggies eat." It's pretty gross but it's really funny. While Randy is finally eating, his brother and father look pretty disgusted.

    I never played with my food because I was actually a pretty good kid. I was always a picky eater but I never played with my food...

End of the Year Honors

Here are my nominees for the Hudson Honors:

Most interesting part of class: I think the most interesting part of class is the stories that Hudson chooses for us to read. She never fails to entertain, persuade, confuse or frighten us.

Least favorite part of class: my least favorite part of class is grammar. I am terrible at it and I get confused easily and since chase helps me and he's suspended at the moment, I'm gonna be really confused when we go to take our test next week. 

Hardest I've laughed in this class: I laugh the most when we play Hudson draws. I laughed the hardest this year when she drew the dead horse standing on it's nose from hero or zero. 

Favorite memory of this class: my favorite memory was when everyone started singing Paula the koala on the day that there was like nobody was here. 

Best thing about Hudson as a teacher: the best thing about Hudson is that she can be like a kid with us but she's also an adult in her own creepy, childish way. 

Anything Hudson could do to make this class better: I honestly think that there isn't much to improve on. This is my favorite class and I wouldn't change anything. 

Any final comments for Hudson: she's the best teacher I've had and this year has been so much fun for me. I connected with people in a way I never have before. Hudson is one of the people that I connected best with this year and I would like to thank her for being a great sport and putting up with all of my complaining. I'm so thankful to have her in my life and we should totally hang out when I graduate. 

Words From the Wise

Hey guys! I am friends with a lot of the freshmen and I do have some advice for them.

1. Don't start drama. It's annoying and crap for everybody else.
2. Do all of your homework. ESPECIALLY FOR MS KROHN!! You can dig yourself into a very deep hole if you don't stay on top of it.
3. Have fun in Ms Hudson's class but make sure you're respectful.
4. Don't use the "R" word in front of Ms. Hudson.
5. Do all of your work before you go out to mess around. The worst feeling is when you walk into class and Mrs. Nauman says, "Now everybody get out your homework and put it in the basket," and you don't have it done...
6. Last but not least, make sure you set aside time for yourself. I live on a farm so I spend 70% of my time doing chores, 20% on schoolwork, and I get 10% of my time to shower, eat, and make time for my hobbies. Make time to have fun!!!